Well here’s a tidbit for ya- I just remembered that when I was around 5 or 6 years old, I had the biggest crush on Dick Van Dyke.

And not even cute, “Mary Poppins” Dick Van Dyke.

When I was 6, I used to watch Diagnosis: Murder and my mom said I had the biggest crush on him.

…what

that’s not even normal

what parent lets their 6 year old watch Diagnosis: Murder

what child has a crush on 70 year old Dick Van Dyke