http://www.formspring.me/HayleyJohnsonn Anyone? Seriously, it’s late, I’m not tired, I have nothing to do… If you’re in the same boat, think of something outrageous, or personal or serious to ask me. Even if you don’t know me, it’s okay. Seriously, someone relieve me of my boredom.
What if i went to europe with hayley next year...
Then you’d be really awesome.
Taylor: I was actually thinking of going to see that tonight (The King’s Speech) and taping the SAGs haha. Would you want to come? We could see an early show and then come to my house for tacos! haha I heart tacos. Me: UHM YESS!! I HEART TACOS TOO
I wish I could stay home and sleep tomorrow.
I hate liking someone I don't have a chance with.
Twilight Books 'Summary'.
— Book 1. Twilight:
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: Shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
I'm going to admit something.
Nothing is sexier than a guy who pulls out a guitar (or any instrument for that matter*) and starts singing (well). Also, if he sings about being attracted to a girl, and wanting her, that’s also really sexy. (ex: Enrique Iglesias’ older stuff) So if you want to become instantly 10x more attractive to women, pick up an instrument and learn to play. Even if you can’t sing,...
To Ella. I couldn't find a music video, so this'll... →
she-stares: Winding Wheel - Ryan Adams “Cause I...
Parents & Moving Out
So I got in another fight with my mom tonight. Actually, we got into two fights. And as any soon-to-be 18 year old thinks, I told myself I couldn’t wait to move out. I couldn’t wait to be on my own, to just have to clean up after myself, and make my own foods. That’s when I realized that I don’t have the tools to be on my own. I admit it. Parent’s are supposed to...
My last Reblog was posted for the movie. Everything doesn’t suck today. It’s a SNOW DAY : D